SOULWAX
London Astoria, 16 February
Maybe it's because they're Belgian. You wouldn't catch any self
respecting UK band pissing about to such a nutty degree, and
they certainly wouldn't spend inordinate amounts of time trying
to make Nik Kershaw tunes sound like Def Leppard for a living.
And if they did, it'd be shit. Or maybe it's the drugs - like
Chilly Gonzalez, the band work within a recognisable genre (in
their case indie-rock with big glam choruses) but manage to
sound nothing like it, distorting perceptions without seeming
to try, confusing without being difficult. Hell, they even rock
by the truckload without ever being rock-starry.
Garbed like escaped mental patient Nu Soul Warriors, equipped
with deadly bolts of lighting and neon in the shape of Mic stands,
testifying in a language perhaps they don't understand, quite
how Soulwax have risen so easily to the level where they can
sell out the Astoria and see fans paying upward of forty quid
to the ticket touts is a mystery. They're not particularly aggressive,
arrogant, charming or blatant, as we seem to like our bigger
indie bands. One suspects they'd sooner listen to a record than
blow coke up Billie's arse in Shoreditch.
Maybe that's it. Maybe we're secretly sick of twats, and want
nothing but sharp dressed men with even sharper choruses to
entertain us on a Friday evening. In which case, Soulwax could
get as big here as they are in their homeland, where they have
to DJ under false names, get mobbed in corner shops and have
a bunch of loons called The League Against Soulwax posting turds
through their letterboxes. Hurrah!
Because on this evidence such gargantuan huge-ossity is certain
- see the kidz lap up every chord, bounce with glee to the singles,
and wave they' hands in the air cos they jus' don't care when
Stefan gets his beat boxing shit on during 'Too Many DJs'.
Incidentally, the band then spent the rest of the weekend clogging
up the club line ups all over London, and were just as thrilling
as they were here. Which is just unfair. UK indie take note.
WORDS: Adam Alphabet
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