These were found at http://www.heimdall-scot.co.uk/mantelpieces_ahoy/quespage.htm
Click on the names to see the original scans

These were done when they played Glasgow in October 2000 - In case you are wondering about Inge's responses, they couldn't find her to ask her!
David Stephen Stefaan Stephane

What is your name?

David Dewaele AKA "MC Davy D" Dewaele Stephen Stefaan ........ Stephane Misseghers
What is your favourite type of biscuit? McVities (the Original Digestive) Petit Buerre Digestive egg-biscuits
Are you a vegetarian or vegan? None Vegetarian Why/Why not? No I love meat (and animals) me. I can't * myself to eat a nice piece of red meat once in a while
Which of these do you worship? Buddha & Tim Van Hamel King Tut's Mushroom Soup mount mctwattybollocks mount mctwattybollocks
If you were a girl what would you look like? Chloe Sevigny Charlotte Gainsbourg Barbie dolls twiggy with black hair and a * beard
Sum up your political stance in one word Fight Panic Have a good time all the time Neutral, but aware of glowing right wing (7 words, sorry)
If you were a monkey or ape, what kind would you be? Dr. Saius Cornelius ...(Plant of the Apes) Oerang Oetang You mock me!!
Why me? because Because What Why? because you're so special
Draw a Shark wearing a fancy hat click here click here click here click here
Which item of clothing do you wish you had invented? The Loafer 3 piece suit Shoes The chastity belt
What do you think about mules? I love them, Muscle Museum is one of the best songs I've heard in years
(David changed the word Mules to be Muse!!)
Same thing I think about questionnaires I love horses better They are fairly underestimated
What's the best dream you have ever had? That I would become a rock star and get paid 4 playing sold out venues like King Tut's Wah Wah hut I was writing this fanzine.... The one this morning Still going on!!
Invent a word and explain it's meaning Nia - No and Yes Pietjes - Nickname for our Bass player and drummer Vallabaloom - a digestive problem occurring only to a certain type of kangaroo Carzeniman!! - fuel
What question would you like us to ask other people? What's the colour of money? Do U really like Limp Bizkit? why are we here, where do we come from, when are we going back Who the fuck do you think we are??!
and finally, join the dots click here click here click here
* - can't work out the word!
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Also, there is a general band questionnaire. Read this below or click here to read the original
This was taken when they supported Muse in Edinburgh

1. If, during a concert, some mice started crawling up your leg, would you:
Stop the concert or let them carry on with their journey?
A

2. If you were hiring a clown for your birthday party, would you choose: Mr Crumblebottom from high or Niles Toddhunter from low?
B

3. If you had to name your pet after a famous person, what would you call them, or do you already have a pet named after one?
A

4. Would you rather be a horse, or a fish and why?
C

5. What would you say was the opposite of sam?
D

6. If one of the following food became extinct, which would you rather go without: chips, curry, pizza
A

7. What question do you get asked most?
A

8. If you were an animal, what would you be?
Ape

9. Do you watch Neighbours?
NO

10. What costume would you wear if you were invited to a fancy dress ball?
Women's Dresses

11. What did you have for breakfast today?
Women's Dresses

12. Do you like Diana Ross?
YES

13. If your second name was smelly, would you change it?
NO

14. Which would you say was taller, a donkey or an ostrich?
Ostrich

15. Would you rather have a knobbly nose or huge cauliflower ears?
UH?

16. Heads or Tails?
Heads

17. Draw a picture in this box